the pile has grown, seemingly overnight. but the good news is i have received an offer. now stay with me here. a dear girl, my niece she married into our family almost 6 years ago, to a young man i call my nephew and he calls me auntie. but he really is my cousins son. ok got that. well anyway she offered to do my laundry. if i do her dishes... she hates doing dishes more than anything else. she enjoys the satisfaction of doing laundry as some others i have talked to, this is the catch.

we live a little over 700 miles apart. yes that's what i said.
this arrangement would not work for us. although it would be lovely if i still lived 4 miles from her in ogden. but..

i moved to arizona she didn't.